For the last three days I've heard about Barbie's (yes, the doll) "Mid-life crisis" more on the news than the election, war or upcoming conventions combined.

    When I first heard it I thought, well good. It's about time that bi**ch suffered in life, god knows she's caused enough suffering for others...I mean just look at poor Skipper. An anorexic, teen age mother with a big sister inferiority complex. For that alone she deserves what ever comes her way, living there in her Dream house, driving her countless convertibles around overflowing with plastic, good looking guys, without a care in the world, while poor Skipper's living in some Barbie throw away Trailor home. A shame really.

   Unfortunately, while I  had nearly reached my gloating crescendo, I heard why they thought Barbie was going through her mid-life crisis. She's 45, finally sans Ken for the first time in life, and is suffering from slumping sales. Well, I wasn't exactly crying that her sales were down. There's an endless supply of little posable rubber girls with big fake boobs for little girls of today to compare themselves to and fill like shit, so what's the problem if the queen falls from her throne a little?

 But then I got to thinking! I've misunderstood  that plastic tramp my whole life!! She's not so bad, or unrealistic really. Consider: She's worth millions, has built an empire, but is told the slumping sells are because she dumped Ken! No matter how hard she works it's always the man to them, as if he had anything to do with her success! Just a sniveling pretty boy along for the ride, mooching of the dumb girl for decades, and let's face it, we've all took a peek at what poor Ken's packing downstairs....it's a wonder it took 45 years for Barbie to snap. That poor, poor girl..

 Hoosier~

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Omg I needed to read that post LOLOL
Its really sad what a poor *cough* life she has led...but I am sure she will survive

There was something about Barbies Midlife crisis on tv the other day and outta sheer mrbid curiosity i watched it lol. seems she's lost her crown to those freakish Bratz dolls or whatever.. poor poor Barbie eh?!

I don't know if you know it, but your blog has been plagarised. I sent the following to blogger.com:

"The Blogger Blog, http://inflatable-emu.blogspot.com/, seems to be plagarizing EVERY ENTRY.

For instance, her Aug 15th post, "And off you go", is copied word-for-word here: http://tsp.drivelwarehouse.com/archives/008363.html

Her Aug 11 post, "Is that a hickey", is word-for-word here: http://thisfish.com/Archives/000748.html - the original author complains about the plagiarism here: http://thisfish.com/Archives/000767.html

Her Aug 10 entry, “Olympian test of morality”, can be found here: http://www.rics.org/ricscms/bin/show?class=Feature&template=/includes/showfeature.html&id=1277

Her Aug 10 post “Destination … Um … Er …” is from here: http://nonsenseverse.typepad.com/nv/2004/07/maybe_i_should_.html

Her Aug 9 post, “Laffy Taffy and Natural Childbirth”, is found here: http://luvabeans.diaryland.com/placenta.html

Her Aug 7 post, “The iPod – Second Coming of the Cultural Revolution”, is from here: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2004/07/23/notes072304.DTL&nl=fix

Her Aug 4 entry, “Advertising Industry Comes Up With Perfect Image For Male Gender”, is found at: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2004/06/09/notes060904.DTL&type=morford

Aug 3 “See Bush Grovel”: http://www.gravett.org/yobbo/index.php?p=1028

Aug 3 “Letting Nature Take its course”: http://tsp.drivelwarehouse.com/archives/008268.html

July 31, “From Hulk to Hector to… Bond?”: http://tsp.drivelwarehouse.com/archives/008259.html

July 26, “Fond Memories” is aword-for-word excerpt from: http://luvabeans.diaryland.com/030819_78.html

Jul 26, “Iraqui Institute of Sport Now = Soft”: http://tsp.drivelwarehouse.com/archives/008202.html

Jul 25, “Sloppy Slapshot” looks a lot like: http://www.gravett.org/pc/index.php?p=3410

Jul 22, “Barbie’s Slow Spiral into Middle Aged Madness” is from here: http

Jul 22, “Barbie’s Slow Spiral into Middle Aged Madness” is from here: http://supremehoosier.bravejournal.com/entry/3913

I think you get the point.

Please, PLEASE, for the love of blogging, SHUT DOWN THIS BLOG NOW. She is doing a terrible and reprehensible thing. It is despicable, disgusting, vile & illegal. Don’t let her get away with it any more.

Please contact me about this at __. I take this very seriously, as I hope Blogger.com will also do.

Sincerely,

SD"

Then I found: http://www.gravett.org/yobbo/index.php

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