It's freshman move in day here in our fair city. That's where the town is taken over by thousands of freshman moving into the dorms, being dragged around the town with two (usually) beaming parents. The thing I've noticed however, is after the first hour or two, the kids are no longer beaming and half way through the day they look mortified that their parents can't take a hint and leave!

 Yeah, you all thought they were terrified of the moment when you left and adulthood came crashing down on them, but no--they just want you gone so they can try their hands at attracting the attractive. Wow, you should see these kids the second ma and pa do finally go! It's like they believe all the frat movies made in the 80's. Duh, you're not getting any, just like high school. (unless you believe them, the little liars)

 Oh well, I wish them all well. Hopefully they put of the evils of campus for awhile..at least until mom and dad have had a chance to pull into their driveways back home safe and secure in the knowledge that their sweet children are the exception to the rule of freedom drunk teens in college. Suckers.

 Hoosier~